If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans

Here were my plans 2 months ago: Live in san francisco, get a job in my field, have cool roomies, work towards getting in grad school, be amazing.
Can you hear God chucking? It's probably because thats no longer even close to what I am about to do. What are my plans now you ask?
To live here:

(Thats Prague, btw)

With this guy:

And do this:

Teach!

Ok so I'm not actually going to teach strippers how it's done, but I am going to teach tiny children how to speak ze language of English. Hopefully they already speak it tho because obviously, I speak zero Czech. 

Quite the departure, right? I have officially warmed to the idea of doing something random and without much purpose, even though that's not the norm for me. I am not sure where all of this has come from, but I have suddenly adopted the attitude of "Why not?". I really can't think of a good reason to not do all of these things. After all, I would probably just be working at micky d's if I stuck around. Oh, and by the way did I mention that this place:

is driving me insane...sorry, Clo, it's not your fault. My life here consists of sitting around all day watching re-runs of Grey's Anatomy, going to get the mail, doing English work, and traumatizing my cat. Are you bored just reading this? Probably. I need to do something, ANYTHING. So by the end of this month I plan to be in Prague. I have heard nothing but amazing things about this city...now all I have to do is find a job. Anyone got one for me?

The travels continue!